The leftover baguette sat on the kitchen counter getting drier and harder; I was busy at work so I just left it there. When the weekend arrived, and I was contemplating what I would be making to fill the fridge and freezer for the week to come, I thought about grating the stale bread for crumbs, until I remembered I had some baby spinach that was about to enter the toddler stage unless I did something with it fast. Spinach salad with homemade croutons, I thought, and proceeded to make large, rough cubes from the rock-hard bread. Then I heated up 1 tablespoon each of olive oil and butter and in a medium frying pan tossed the bread cubes and let them toast over medium heat. At the last minute, I sprinkled them with sea salt, then spread them on a plate to cool and went about my business.
The spinach salad itself was unremarkable…the greens; a hardboiled egg, chopped; sliced mushrooms and red onion; a sprinkle of dry roasted sunflower seeds, and some hot bacon crumbles…topped with a sweet-and-sour dressing right out of the bottle. Tasty and healthy to be sure, but not a meal to warm the soul on a cold and blustery Saturday night.
And then there was the problem of what to do with the leftover leftovers. A cup of the homemade croutons remained, buttery with just a hint if saltiness. Although I occasionally add a clove of garlic when I sauté croutons, I left it out for these, so they retained greater versatility. Wish I could say I did that on purpose, but the truth is I was out of garlic. It is also true that I was hungry for something warm and for dessert.
So was born post-modern trifle, punk bread pudding, or no-dip fondue. I haven’t decided what to call this quick and utterly luscious dessert:
1 cup large homemade croutons
2 oz. brie, cut in cubes roughly the same size as the croutons
2 TB craisins
2 TB raspberry jam
Toss the croutons, brie, and the craisins in a small gratin dish. Microwave on high for 35 seconds, or until the brie melts but does not brown. Remove from the microwave and blob the jam across the top. Serves two, and is delicious with hot coffee.
I hope you can see that there are endless varieties on this theme. The fruit and jam are to your taste. A drizzle of liqueur or some bittersweet chocolate shavings would gild this lily.
I suppose this could be baked, but that might dry the croutons too much. A quick nuke in the microwave melts the brie, slightly warms the bread and takes no time at all.
The next time you think your cupboard is bare—think again. A dessert fit for a king and queen could be hiding in plain sight.



















